What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Families are like fudge.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?