What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is summer always sad?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?