Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?