What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do crabs never give to charity?