What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?