Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you get straight A's?