Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?