Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How was the wedding?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?