Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?