Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How does a cow do math?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a henway?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?