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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is money so stubborn?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is the coolest country?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?