Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
When do mice play every day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?