Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a small mom?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?