What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did electricity win the race?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which family member has tusks?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do moms make good vintners?