What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is the smallest lion?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are billionaires such good parents?