What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do stars go to college?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you talk to a giant?