Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?