What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is another term for the price of gas?