Why did the frog starve?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
