Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do bees buzz?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?