Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which is the worst season?