Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What car can't keep a secret?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the echo get detention?