Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?