What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?