What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?