What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What animal has the most fun?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?