My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?