Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the mime upset?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do bees say in the summer?
When does a horse talk?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?