What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?