What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?