What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?