What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How long do chickens work?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a small mom?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?