Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
