Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?