Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call octopus twins?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?