What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?