Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a forklift?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?