What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do amoebas make calls?