Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of bird can write?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which bug is related to you?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where do ships always get stuck?