Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?