Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?