Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Do dads always snore?
How long will dinner be?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are turtles so shy?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?