What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?