What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the coolest country?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the mare gain weight?