What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?