Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?