What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How does a barber get to work?