What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?