What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do you organize a space party?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?