Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do bees chew?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the opposite of irony?