What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a Zen egg?
When does a horse talk?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?