How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?