Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?