Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?