What's the most determined bird?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where was Noah born?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which family member has tusks?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?