On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What day is your mom always right?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?