What words make the best athletes?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do billboards talk?
Why do math teachers love March?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the Easter egg hide?