What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What animal likes to party the most?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?