What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you get a country girl to like you?