Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What bird is always sad?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?