If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do cows wear bells?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?