What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a small mom?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do billboards talk?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?