Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
I broke my finger!
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How is cat food sold?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What words make the best athletes?