Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?