Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?