What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which parent knows if you are running late?