What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?