Why do trees have so many friends?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?