Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do fairies always drink?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?