Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
If you need help building an ark...
What goes zzub, zzub?