Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What are you studying in math?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?