What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?