Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where do books sleep?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What school subject really rocks?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What animal likes to party the most?