Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the horse so happy?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?