What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?