What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do ducks get after they eat?