Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?