Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a cow with two legs?