Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?