What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?