How does a polar bear build a house?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?