What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do stars go to college?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did one plate say to the other?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Guitarists are so stressed out.