Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?