What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the frog starve?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?