What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?