What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
A flee club.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do ants go to eat?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which state has the best streets?
Who invented fractions?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?