What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?