Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's the loudest sport?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?