What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the most determined bird?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?