What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How did the toad die?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What should your husband name his internet connection?