Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?