What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the color of the wind?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?