How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?