How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which president loved to take baths?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?