I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
I broke my finger!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?