What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call hiking college students?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?