What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?