What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do ships always get stuck?