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What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?