Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the pen say to the pencil?