What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?