Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?