Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?