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What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is a table you can eat?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do fleas travel?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is the best Christmas present ever?