What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?