What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a small mom?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?