What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a small mom?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the difference between weather and climate?