What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?