Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?